Get Out is a romantic comedy directed by Jordan Peele, of the Key and Peele comedy duo about a man who goes on vacation to his new girlfriend's family's country masion and ... (Read More)
Sometimes when you sleep, you dream about being late for class, or being out in public without any pants. Other times, Scary Terry comes along and calls you a bitch and you... (Read More)
I walked into a grocery store to buy milk and cereal for the first time in three years and I see Cap'n Crunch shaped Froot Loops and Froot Loop shaped Cap'n crunch. What is... (Read More)
You know how they say when you die, you relive your entire life? What if that's happening right now? What if your entire memory of living is actually your dying daydream an... (Read More)
It's the end of October 31st and thus marks the end of what is probably the worst month of 2015 for me. I finally have a chair and a table to put my computer on and an inte... (Read More)
I'm back. I ran out of data on my phone for the month. It'll reset next week. Until then I'm stuck sitting in an empty room with no furniture staring at a wall. Actually, I... (Read More)
I got pills. I'm staring at the bottle right now. The doctor says I'm depressed now and not just dysthymic. I asked him what the turning point was and he says my conversati... (Read More)
So I am no longer homeless. I signed a lease for a $1600 studio that's kind of nice but also kind of ghetto when you take a close look. I'm stuck here for 12 months while I... (Read More)
I got fleas. Jesus Christ, why am I doing this? I'm not poor, I have a job. I'm staying at an airbnb place that booked for a month. It's a 2 bed Chinese apartment in Milpit... (Read More)
I thought my "hobocation" at the downtown San Jose Mariott would be pretty good, but I managed to fuck it up as usual. I'm at work right now posting using ... (Read More)
