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Enter Cory Parsnipson

by Cory on March 5, 2015 11:55 PM (Edited April 28, 2018 1:59 PM)

Hello? Is this thing on? Testing, testing

Hey, this is Cory Parsnipson and I'm captain of this ship, BITCH! This is my fukken blog and I'm going to fill it with terrible, worthless posts about everything I'm doing. And I'm into a lot of freaky stuff. Also I definitely don't like working hard.

Here's the first draft of my unofficial autobiography. Yeah, that's right. I got killed by a bear and died. But I'm still posting because it's gonna take more than dying to kill me.

Welcome to Slacker Paradise, and enjoy your stay.

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This is my blog. It's the miscellaneous topic. I mostly complain here.

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