You're Crashing But You're No Wave

by Cory on August 26, 2016 10:54 PM (Edited August 26, 2016 10:57 PM)

I caused this to happen. smug


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we are gathered here today to dispute the claim that Stranger 1 is a "bitch loser faggot". Will both parties please present their opening statements and testimonies.

Stranger 2: You may begin

Stranger 1: I thank my learned colleague.

Stranger 1: Today, members of the jury, you will hear evidence from many people who know Stranger 1 well.

Stranger 1: The guy who bullied him in highschool

Stranger 1: At least three of the many girls who friendzoned him

Stranger 1: His gay lover from that one time he thought he'd give up on women and try men instead, only he cried the whole time

Stranger 1: His own mother.

Stranger 1: But, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I will start with the most damning evidence of all...

Stranger 1: His own testimony.

Stranger 1: I open the floor to Stranger 1, to prove my case better than I ever could.

Stranger 2: Thank you, kind sir

Stranger 2: *ehem*

Stranger 2: bitch kys ive got 99 probs but you aint one 1v1 me m8 final destination 3 stock no items fox only i'll m1g qu1ck sc0pe y0ur @$$ niggggg

Stranger 1: Thank you

Stranger 2: Of course

Stranger 1: I now present to you, members of the Jury, exhibit A

Stranger 1: Labelled 'Stranger 1 - everyday life'

Stranger 1:

The damning evidence.

Stranger 2: Wow

Stranger 2: I plead guilty

Stranger 1: May it please the Court, the prosecution request a sentence of three years in MlG rehab, where he will be shown how to quickscope and instructed in swag appropriate to his age level

Stranger 2: I will take the responsibilites for my actions and serve my three years

Stranger 2: *tears up* Mama, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I couldn't be the FaZe you always wanted me to become!

Stranger 1: "I have no son, u scrub *lights swiggerette*"

Stranger 2: u wot m8

Stranger 2: u wona tussle out on 'a street

Stranger 2: m8 i'll kick ya stinky little arse half way out the belly ya cunt

Stranger 1: don't make me laff, *snorts out kush fumes*

Stranger 2: mama, don't make me bust out my new pokemon on yo ass

Stranger 1: don't make me put down my dew and wreck u

Stranger 1: m8-e

Stranger 2: go harambe. harambe is a ghost fighting type. he is known as the silver back pokemon. his ability is meat shield

Stranger 2: wut ya gonna do now beeeeeetch

Stranger 1: Don't take harambe's name in vain

Stranger 1: I'm crying right now

Stranger 2: #triggered

Stranger 2: Wait, are you actually sad?

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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