You're Crashing But You're No Wave
by Cory on August 26, 2016 10:54 PM (Edited August 26, 2016 10:57 PM)
I caused this to happen.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we are gathered here today to dispute the claim that Stranger 1 is a "bitch loser faggot". Will both parties please present their opening statements and testimonies.
Stranger 2: You may begin
Stranger 1: I thank my learned colleague.
Stranger 1: Today, members of the jury, you will hear evidence from many people who know Stranger 1 well.
Stranger 1: The guy who bullied him in highschool
Stranger 1: At least three of the many girls who friendzoned him
Stranger 1: His gay lover from that one time he thought he'd give up on women and try men instead, only he cried the whole time
Stranger 1: His own mother.
Stranger 1: But, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I will start with the most damning evidence of all...
Stranger 1: His own testimony.
Stranger 1: I open the floor to Stranger 1, to prove my case better than I ever could.
Stranger 2: Thank you, kind sir
Stranger 2: *ehem*
Stranger 2: bitch kys ive got 99 probs but you aint one 1v1 me m8 final destination 3 stock no items fox only i'll m1g qu1ck sc0pe y0ur @$$ niggggg
Stranger 1: Thank you
Stranger 2: Of course
Stranger 1: I now present to you, members of the Jury, exhibit A
Stranger 1: Labelled 'Stranger 1 - everyday life'
Stranger 2: Wow
Stranger 2: I plead guilty
Stranger 1: May it please the Court, the prosecution request a sentence of three years in MlG rehab, where he will be shown how to quickscope and instructed in swag appropriate to his age level
Stranger 2: I will take the responsibilites for my actions and serve my three years
Stranger 2: *tears up* Mama, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I couldn't be the FaZe you always wanted me to become!
Stranger 1: "I have no son, u scrub *lights swiggerette*"
Stranger 2: u wot m8
Stranger 2: u wona tussle out on 'a street
Stranger 2: m8 i'll kick ya stinky little arse half way out the belly ya cunt
Stranger 1: don't make me laff, *snorts out kush fumes*
Stranger 2: mama, don't make me bust out my new pokemon on yo ass
Stranger 1: don't make me put down my dew and wreck u
Stranger 1: m8-e
Stranger 2: go harambe. harambe is a ghost fighting type. he is known as the silver back pokemon. his ability is meat shield
Stranger 2: wut ya gonna do now beeeeeetch
Stranger 1: Don't take harambe's name in vain
Stranger 1: I'm crying right now
Stranger 2: #triggered
Stranger 2: Wait, are you actually sad?
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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